TGIF

It's Friday again, which doesn't usually matter that much to me but I am hopeing the humans will get that new fence put up this weekend. I try to tell them not to worry about a fence because I'll keep everyone in line, but it falls on deaf ears. It's almost like they don't trust my leadership skills. Hmmp
All these kids are getting on my nerves and I want to start romancing their moms, but no one is interested in a love fest, so I must remain patient. I don't like to admit it, but it can be a bit of a blow to my self-esteem, so I am off for my daily affirmation.
I am handsome
I am strong
I am virile
Ok, I feel better, now I'm off to sample some fresh tender leaves.